Jared Leto

He’s worn skirts almost as much as he’s worn pants. He even wore his hair in a mullet. Well, it’s not that Jared Leto doesn’t try. He tries way too hard. Don’t get us wrong: we like him and think he’s competent to some degree.

It seems like Leto misinterpreted the theme of the Met Gala 2019, which is Camp: Notes on Fashion. He was entirely twinning by carrying a replica of his head at the event. Leto is, of course, emulating a look from Gucci’s fall-winter 2018 fashion show, where models walked the runway carrying their heads. While other outfits on the red carpet elicited astonishment or disbelief, Leto’s was the first to make people feel like they needed new pants. He gets extra points for having made a good case for a severed head being the best accessory of 2019.